Ghetto Uprising

When perception of preferential treatment of the affluent classes results in an inflammation of social tension sufficient to bring about an upheaval or backlash of the unspoken status quo between the classes from below. When the preferential treatment is based on race and not capitalism, such an uprising is a matter of humanity and social justice. When it is not racial, it is usually rooted in socialism.

ConEd employee #1: If we don't restore power to New Rochelle and Mount Vernon before Pelham, we'll have a ghetto uprising. Everyone knows that Pelham is white.

ConEd employee #2: That'll just be a race war. A ghetto uprising is class warfare. You're thinking of what would happen if we restored power to the Village before the Upper East Side.

by Casey Poivre March 6, 2011

ghetto claustrophobia

Same symptoms of claustrophobia only more aggressive.

Ex. (walks in a elevator with more than 5 people)
claustrophobic person: ”Too, many people I feel like a panic attack coming, I must calm down”.
Ghetto claustrophobic person: ” Dam Wtf!? Yall wanna,step back some!? Shieeet tryna get all close n shit tha fuck u think this.is!?Yall can back the fuck up!!!!
(guy in elevator) somebody has aggressive ghetto claustrophobia sheesh.

by silent bob5788 August 30, 2013

ghetto fence

the fence used in the ghetto homes,they are chain linked fences usualy half the height of regular chain linked fences.

nigga 1;Fuckin cops!
nigga 1:shit nigga hop da fence it aint that hard its short as fuck!
nigga 2:dahm nigga i got shot by the pigs i cant hop dat shit no matter how tall or short dat shit is!
nigga 1:why cant u hop deez ghetto fences nigga?

by nigga187 March 20, 2014

Ghetto Tits

Where the word Ghetto meets the saying "It's the tits" and becomes an insult.

Hey Ghetto Tits, how's it going? Just kidding I don't give a fuck.

by Notsoprostitute August 17, 2015

Ghetto pannini

The act of making a sandwich and toasting it with a clothing iron.

haaayyyy! dorrel what happened to yo toaster, I needs to makes me a toasted pannini.Yo dawg I pawned my toaster to make my latest payment on my gold grill so just use the clothing iron to make yoself a ghetto pannini.

by PlayHeroes October 21, 2010

ghetto cash

cash that people earn from illicit activities like prostitution, drugs etc.,

or

cash that is earned so easily it's literally burned to keep people warm in winter

markymark says, that bitch yo he's rolling deep in Ghetto Cash

tanisha says, man he livin large like he gots ghetto cash yo

by usuck2 June 9, 2012

Ghetto Fairy

Magical creatures of the night that fly into the ghettos of the world and clean them up. Also see ghetto fairies

Child: "Mommy mommy! I think we were visited by a ghetto fairy last night!"
Mom: "Oh you silly little kids and yo imaginations and what not. Ghetto Fairies don't really exist."
(But they do)

by UnicornLovingCracker July 31, 2011