eat my piece

a less vulgar way of saying "blowjob" or "falatio"

Guy 1: yo dude what happened to you last night? you just disappeared..
Guy 2: yeah i got some chick to eat my piece
Guy 1: well done.

Guy 1 to Girl 1: ..eat my piece
Girl 1: 4 more shots first

by cf171 June 6, 2010

eat my jorts

An insult used in a similar manner as "eat shit.", but it is much more civilized.

"You steal all of your memes."
"Eat my jorts, Brian."

by eat my jorts October 30, 2017

Eat Like a Roman

Derived from Roman times when someone eats so much (usually good) food, they feel happy but nauseous from all the food. Past tense: "ate like a Roman"

Noah: I cannot wait to eat like a Roman and feast on all the great foods this Thanksgiving.
Zach: I know what you mean, dude! I ate like a Roman last year and nearly lost my dinner.

by Licensed_Nerd November 22, 2018

eat your punches

to take your punch in the mouth

"i want to punch you"

"i'll eat your punches and break your neck

by eboehm February 13, 2017

eat my pasta

To perform oral sex on a girl.

Jane: Eat my pasta will you.

John: would you like me to toss your salad while i'm at it?

by Pope sensi November 25, 2007

Eat That Dick Up

To suck the shit out of a dick

She wanna eat that dick up warren

by MrDoToMuch_NJ December 3, 2018

how to eat ass

Open the ass hole and ferociously bite it and lick it

Tyler at my ass last night and he destroyed my holes. So I asked him how to eat ass.

by Asslicker4002 September 5, 2017