Dylanism

Straight up pedophilia

I just walked past an elementary school and got a fat boner I think I contracted Dylanism

by Juicenugget April 1, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is the type of person who unscrambles scrambled eggs, and mixes beer with wine. He loves social-anxiety more than life itself.

Why is he acting like a Dylan

by Trapgoose November 23, 2021

Dylan Lord

Deaf and like big toes up the bum. common phrase are "huh" "what" "what did you say". His biggest fear is jess

Dylan Lord Is cool

by Thefirstd1hater May 7, 2024

Dylan

Dylan is someone who has a massive penis. It’s long enough for him to carry that thing around his shoulder. He is a really sexy man who looks so good in a cowboy hat. He makes everyone horny and his hair so luscious and epic it makes all the girls wet. especially ones that names start with M for some reason.

Guy 1: GODANN DYLAN U GOT A FAT PENIS
Girl 2: OMG IM SO WET.

by hell yeah big boah November 22, 2021

Dylan

A Total meanie buttface

Me: Dylan play with me

Dylan: No
Me: stop being a Dylan

by anonymous January 4, 2024

Dylan McCarthy

He definitely does not know how to use sbrk. LOL if you know what this means you nerd.

Is that Evan McCarty??? no, that's definitely Dylan McCarthy, we should gump him.

by anonymous April 7, 2021

Dylan Jacob

Best rapper ever better than snoop dog

Girls: OMG it’s dylan Jacob guys my idol.🍆💦
Dylan Jacob : Fresher than my sneakers let’s play back over leader I feel like a cheater shoot pass my teacher.

by Jackitychan September 21, 2018