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Douche Bag

Generally, a person who is full of themselves, very obnoxious, and asking for trouble.

AKA

Luke A.
Person 1: Look at that short prick trying to prove his man hood by screaming obnoxiously and trying to pick pointless fights

Person 2: Oh thats just Luke A, he's a real douche bag.
by RIT school May 2, 2008
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Douch Fag

A comination of the word douch bag and the word Fag often pionted as an insalt .. but can also mean that a gay guy uses a douch baag
by BSnipes57 May 8, 2009
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douche whistle

A man who has a girl move in and puts her in the spare room to watch his bastard child, while he brings home fat chicks to sleep in his bed.
I thought he was a real douche whistle when I saw the naked chick go to the bathroom. But the baby was crying so I couldnt ask.
by slangmasterbitches October 15, 2008
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rugby douche

A rugby-playing, self-centered, whore-dating asshole. One step above longboarding douche and two steps above football douche. Usually enjoy getting belligerent at parties and bragging loudly about their crazy drug trips (that probably didn't happen) in the hallways at school. Generally hated by everyone except themselves.
"dude why is that girl crying in the hall?"

"some rugby douche just dumped her because their dates were using up his weed money"

"what a douche..."

"no bro. What a RUGBY douche."
by Your ex girlfriend October 24, 2011
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Douche bag

A device used to clean out a skank's vaginal secreation
I already went through four douche bags and the shit is still comin out.
by Brendon Baker July 25, 2003
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douche box

Similar to a douche bag, a box of douches
Man, John Tesh sure is a major douche box.
by Pete! June 15, 2003
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Douche Factory

A factory in which underpaid workers work full time to produce douchebags.
Jim works at the douche factory all day long being underpaid and working his ass off by providing this world with douchebags only to come home to his wife who then proceeds to yell at him for not making enough money making douchebags.
by C to the O December 26, 2006
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