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Depression

I got the crippling depression. I sit in my room most days feeling like nothing with no motivation to do anything. Things I used to love don’t make me happy anymore. I feel useless and stupid and I don’t deserve to live. I see people out the window and cry sometimes because they look like they’re having fun and I’m not. All I want to do is sleep and cry.
Aka big sad
I have crippling depression-idubbbz
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Double English with miss Hill
Depression:
‘I have double English today rip’

‘ who with’

‘ miss hill’

hahaha to bad’
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Depression Scale

When you suffer from MDD (depression), some days are better than others. You may feel fine one day, but the next day you'll feel like you want to die.

The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The Depression Scale

LEVEL ZERO: Good days

Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.

LEVEL ONE: Standard days

Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.

LEVEL TWO: Bad days

Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.

LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown

Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.

LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm

Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.

LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all

Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
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depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.
I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help
by Yo8484 March 17, 2017
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depression

me
oh! your in so much depression, your me!
by hi, yes, hello, i'm me January 22, 2020
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depression slippers

It's a metaphor for the wearer (person) that has the big sad and needs mental support because they are probably gay. They often feel like they are left out or lonely and tend to listen to sad and depressing music.

This is because slippers often look as if they are sloping or saggy we associate that they're sad or depressed.

((CREDIT TO KALLIE FOR FOUNDER OF THIS PHRASE.))
Person 1: Dude, why is that girl so sad?
Person 2: She has been wearing her depression slippers a lot lately.
by BonnieTheBunny1611 December 15, 2019
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