Cow

It's beef. not chicken. yeet=kick a cow day. oof. you died. main menu. respawn.

I yetted a sexy cow

by The yeetosaurus September 6, 2019

Gigantic Scottish Cow!

An exclamation for when you want to say f*ck, motherf*cker, or any word of the sort. Not only will this have you curse less, but also probably will have the people around you laugh when you say it. It's not slang yet, but it will be. If it isn't, well, gigantic scottish cow.

1. "Dude, I can't go to the party." "Why?" "Because my mom is a gigantic scottish cow." *dying of laughter, and they both feel better*
2. "Son of a gigantic scottish cow." *tears come out of his eyes as he laughs*
3. The driver stuck her middle finger up at the other driver. "Gigantic scottish cow!" *everyone stops honking to laugh at that joke*

by Aditis May 29, 2017

Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning

An extremely difficult style of flicker gooning, only ever been performed by the great Cleetus Ibuprofen, who decided that Japanese kamikaze flicker gooning wasn't enough for him. To execute this technique, you must produce 2 and a half home depot buckets of dihh cheese, reverse time itself to de-age your dihh cheese back into milk, creating a cow magnet which magnetizes every cow in a 69 mile radius to atatch to your dihh. Now, you must touch 3 pressure points on each of the cows asshole, forcing them to shit all over your dihh. Now all thats left is to do a regular flicker gooning technique, which will shoot a milk-semen mixture everywhere, which Cleetus nick named "Cummilk", causing a tsunami. This technique is extremely dangerous and should never be performed under any circumstance, unless you are Cleetus himself

Do you remember when Cleetus flooded the city with semen because of the Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning technique?

by Cablito August 31, 2025

cow

an animal on a fram

cow at the farm

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Cow

The most legendary animal to have every gazed this planet. it has the perfext life. eating sleeping and givin milk. fat, cute and simple. the cow is just a cool thing.

Black AND white yo this animal is made for us daym humans. it is godly and resembles that everyone are equal.

a cow is the best

Man that guy is complex, what a cow

by GamezIQ_YT February 27, 2020

Cows and pineapples

All that is ever on her mind, just cows and pineapples never anything else no matter the circumstances

"Hey what is on your mind you seem stressed"
"Man all that is there is cows and pineapples"

by I_is_hooman July 17, 2021

Cow Lactation

The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.

What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.

Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?

Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*

by Britt k May 1, 2008