Paint Chips

When you don’t wash your dick after having sex and the cum dries on it.

I woke up this morning with paint chips on my dick.

by BeezzyE November 21, 2020

Nish ‘n’ Chips

Nothing. Nothing at all.

What have you done today?

Nish ‘n’ chips

by Fishmonger6767676 December 12, 2025

eggs plus pancakes plus eggs plus waffles plus pizza plus eggs plus nine thousand potsto chips

why did you search this up.

joshua: im going to eat eggs plus pancakes plus eggs plus waffles plus pizza plus eggs plus nine thousand potsto chips
billy: what the fuck

by potato devourer November 17, 2025

Chip buyer

Someone who buys an excess of poker chips to fiend an addiction.

Zach is such a chip buyer, he paid $350 on pop slots.

by Beelake98 February 13, 2020

corn chip toes

when an animal's feet smell like corn chips giving them corn chip toes

ya my cat/dog put her foot in my face and she had a bad case of corn chip toes

by bananabean 1957 January 8, 2021

chips

Ugly, chopped, bad looking. Mainly short for chopped.

what you think about the jawn across the street?

“she so chips”

by xxxxosq April 27, 2025

Shrimp Chip

Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.

Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"

by red_shamus August 6, 2022