Candy Corn Penguin

As a stuffed animal, they are so cute! In real life however, I don’t think so.

Look, I just won a candy corn penguin plushie!

by Quintopolise April 20, 2021

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Sad Boi Candies

"Sad Boi Candies" is a term used to speak of antidepressants or anti-anxiety medications.

"Hey man, don't forget to take your sad boi candies before we leave."

"I got prescribed new sad boi candies last week and I'm feeling much happier!"

by Pseudonaime October 3, 2023

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Candy Storing

The act of sleeping with an excessive number of partners during a time of opportunity, usually following a long-term committed relationship.

Corie sure took advantage of his bachelor status following his divorce from Rhonda. He was like a kid in a candy store!

Yeah, he was Candy Storing big time!!!

by forever creepin' April 8, 2021

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Coon Candy

A girl (typically white) that loves African American guys; usually has the THHHIIICCCCCCCC body type

Dang, that girl is hot but I think she is coon candy

by ceeewwnncanddiieeeebeeetchhhh November 29, 2019

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Candy

Sugary shit, like holy shit its really sugary

John: yo want some candy?
Erik: yo im your dentist

by Skybluehoodie January 1, 2022

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A male individual who often has either skittles or jolly ranchers in hand/purse and finds himself mostly thinking or speaking about very inappropriate things involving other males, they spend a majority of their time either doing sexual Inappropriate things or watching porn and that's what most of their days in a week consist of they are very rude and don't have any patients they are also greedy people, with no respect for others.

Person 1. Damn, all you do is watch that garbage hey candy Boi

Person 2. The p*** i watch isn't garbage

by Lord Zurg February 24, 2025

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