Canadian butthole

When a girl in the cold closes here coat hood really tight so it looks like a butthole and proceeds to give you head

It was so cold out I opted for the Canadian butthole

by Sparkysrevenge4 December 26, 2023

canadian bar spoon

receiving head while making a cocktail

she gave me a canadian bar spoon bud

by dlovatz December 27, 2023

canadian abortion

When you hit a pregnant girl in her cooter with a hockey stick causing a miscarriage.

Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.

Problem solved.

by Phat Guy Tie Dye January 6, 2024

Canadian Carwash

When a moose licks the salt off a car.

I couldn’t get into my car ‘cuz it was getting a Canadian carwash just as I was about to leave for work.

by The Real Todd Shady January 13, 2024

Canadian tuxedo

Plaid flannel shirt, denim jacket, and denim jeans tucked into a pair of hip waders, usually pulled all the way and attached to the jeans belt.

John developed a huge hardon every time he wore his full Canadian tuxedo while walking in the rain

by Docksee January 17, 2024

Canadian Circumcision

A method of removing ones foreskin by exposing your dick to the cold elements of Canada.

My Northerner uncle had a Canadian Circumcision back when he was a young lad. Not something you pussy here down south would do.

by CockleGobbler January 17, 2024

Canadian Weather

When it’s -50°C on the western side of the country and -1°C on the eastern side of the country.

“Damn, this Canadian Weather is making my brain turn off.”

by SuperMarioSunshineIsMid January 18, 2024