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Canadian lumberjack

When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man
Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack
by Lickofshit August 3, 2024
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canadian submarine

When you dip your dick in ice cold water before intercourse.
She was screaming when the Canadian Submarine was put in.
by D Kep November 25, 2016
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Canadian Taper

When you gradually train in colder water to prepare for a polar plunge. This is in contrast to a standard swimming taper where workouts get easier.
Are you ready for the polar plunge eh?
Ya I’m starting my Canadian taper tomorrow!
by calvinswim March 20, 2023
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Canadian legwarmer

Plastic bags, worn over socks and under boots in an effort to keep one's feet dry. Particularly useful if you have zippers on the outside of your boots, as they are useless in keeping one's feet dry. Wet feet will freeze. Even the warmest, most expensive boots available won't keep your feet warm once you've broken through thin ice to the water below, which you may not see at all under snow.
Sheila was ready for anything in her kodiaks and Canadian legwarmers.
by bzmummy May 11, 2016
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Canadian flicker gooning

Canadian flicker gooning is a technique in which lumberjacks pour maple syrup on their dih and while straight up jorking it they use the tip of their axes so flick it. the technique is so effective that a boy named johnny Appleseed accidentally impregnated 20,000 people (including men) while using it
by garythegreat322342331 June 23, 2025
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Canadian Chili Dog

When someone spreads your ass cheeks and sticks your ass to a cold pole in the middle of winter.
Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!
by DerykS. July 24, 2022
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Canadian beanie

Oh so frothy fromagè of the labial love flaps with a complex thrusty cheese blue vane of sour curtains that suffocates your face and warms your ears.
This hot chick did a Canadian Beanie on me last night and now I have an itchy tongue
by Poxy August 17, 2018
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