pillow cancer

When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.

Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.

by Schlumberjacker November 22, 2019

day cancellation

By showing this definition to anyone, they are no longer allowed to perform any action required by any date recognized by Urban Dictionary on the user. Violators may be charged with assault.

Sapphire: I heard today is National Sex Da-
Cyan: Nope. *shows this definition*

Day cancellation.

by Blues and Dumbness October 21, 2019

apple cancer

either used as an insult or when you eat so many apples that you get cancer

"hey"
"what?"
"your eating to many apples. your gonna get some cancer. you hoe. if you eat too many apples you get Apple cancer."

by dakoka117 December 26, 2019

Miss Cancel

Someone who consistently cancels plans or previously arranged events often because of their significant other.

Omg Miss Cancel just cancelled our plans for the third time!

by NathanH04 March 28, 2020

Your cancelled

Your cut off ,

Fuck outta here your cancelled

by Cancelled man April 11, 2020

Winnipeg Cancelled

When someone does something that gets them cancelled but they live in Winnipeg so they are stabbed repeatedly.

Did you hear Judah just got Winnipeg Cancelled. He didn't make it

by 519674 July 9, 2020

Sale cancer

The condition of dying from a lack of phasmaphobia sales

I am dying of sale cancer

by Sale cancer October 26, 2020