Captain Machine

a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy

Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!

by Captain Midget May 14, 2006

Captain

A Man just trying to do his job but is unfortunately surrounded by immature, childish men of similar age that are nothing but lazy liars.

So I guess you have to be captain again tonight because those useless wankers are on.

by Just4thesake April 21, 2022

captain miller

When you eat a pussy that hasn't been cleaned. Much like a pirate who haven't bathed a Captain Miller really stinks

Damn! That girl is a "10/10 would tap" but she's got a captain miller so I'll pass on the tapping...

by Tan albino "ajc" May 14, 2015

captain one speed

person on drugs(crank)

that dude is a captain one speed.

by Jdub4200 December 27, 2008

Captain Hook

When a niggas dick hooks upward

Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell

by malgal3349 November 18, 2019

Captain America Chest

when the female bosom is surrounded by vast, muscular pectoral muscles.

Dat bitch be ugly bro. she got dat captain america chest.

by joeldemort January 8, 2014

Captain Guyliner

Regina's name for Killian Jones. This happens because Killian (OUAT character) wears eyeliner and he is hot!

Regina: I'm stuck with you and Captain Guyliner making eyes at each other.
Emma: We're not making eyes at each other

by beholdtherollyjoger January 12, 2018