Brandon

Cool guy to hang around, but you don't see him much. One of his qualities is being exceptionally bald.

Is it just me, or does Brandon kinda look like Goku?

by un813 August 5, 2021

Brandon

Brandon, is the definition of loyal but can be very much so helpful some of the times he’s a dick but he can be very sweet when he wants, he will always put someone in front of him

Ooh, brandon is such a dick but he’s so sweet

by Glennise brown May 18, 2022

Charles Brandon

A moment in which contains swag

Did you see that

Yeah that’s was a charles Brandon moment

by orangelover11 May 28, 2023

Brandon

Usually a boy that changes hair colour and works at a gas station.

Hey, look, that's a brandon
What do you mean!?
Means he works at a gas station

by LeoMyling March 13, 2024

Brandon

Brandon is that one kid everyone will hate. he is most likely a white kid who is super capitalist and hates communists. he will stop at nothing to spout his bullshit “facts” and can’t pull anyone for the life of himself. when seeing one, run away or attack him in order to protect yourself.

“that bitch brandon is so annoying”

by your local kgb agent February 13, 2022

epik brandon

He is the final boss in BattleToads. Ribbit ribbit BLUURG. A delusional specimen. His tongue shoots out for McDonald's and women he can never have. He is a poor individual, but still acts as if he is not. He will never lose weight, never get a date, he just acts bougie, to compensate.

Have you been on epik brandon is trying to confess his love to Silla again

by whydidijustlol June 25, 2025

Brandon

A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy rando’s.

Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?

by Loxastic October 19, 2024