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<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>
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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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Brandon

A boulder with hair.
James: Hey, is that a hairy boulder?
Dan: No, that's just Brandon.
by Hasenpfeffer42 August 30, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon is the hottest nigger in the world. He fucked your girlfriend and Alejandro’s mom. Alejandro is the creation of gays I left him cause of that reason. He has muscles on his big ass dick he can fuck every botch by making the girl looking at his dick.
He is not gay. Brandon fucked every bitch
by Brandonththth March 7, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon The best Real Estate Agent that has ever lived. He is the person that your will sell your home with, even if you don’t own a home yet, you will. For top dollar.
Wow. It’s Brandon!
by Eyitsbro November 22, 2021
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Brandon

he’s a hoe.
no he’s not, he’s brandon.
by brandismillah November 30, 2023
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Brandon

A literal piece of shit that no one likes... literally should die cuz no one likes him. Not funny but a bit attractive ngl.
Brandon kinda a faggot
by CuzWhyNot0_0 April 4, 2020
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Brandon Farris

A very funny youtuber with 2 kids, he is a nice sweet handsome guy with a very beautiful wife ❤️, although he is as short as a elf 😪
“omg did u see that tiny guy over there!”
“Yeah that must be Brandon Farris.”
by mmmmmmememe February 21, 2022
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