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Brandon

He really likes star wars, metal, painting, and his girlfriend. Has brown hair and hazel eyes. The best person you will ever meet. Very funny and pretty
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An attempted derogatory term used by FOX NEWS and it's cult followers. It's actual meaning is: A winner; winning the popular vote; winning the electoral college; the winner of the Presidency of the United States of America.
Brandon is our president.
by onecoolpa November 2, 2021
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To forcefully insert ones head into their own anus for the purpose of ingesting ones own fecal matter.
Hey guys...Let's go brandon.

(hey guys let's go stick our heads up our ass and eat shit)
by hassle hospital November 7, 2021
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Verb.
To do unspeakable things to a close relative’s anal cavity. Later uses have been known to be a dog whistle the desire to procreate with a blood relative, often paired with the goal of bringing about a confederacy of dunces. Luckily these “dunces” are generally not aware that anal is not the best method of conception.

Also spelled as “Branden” by those less literate.
by Dick Shaun Harry November 12, 2021
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Brandon Zachary

Brandon Zachary can't grow a beard. What an idiot
by LillieGazillie November 14, 2021
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brandon

the most finest person around. you see him in the hall, and no one looks at him, but someone in particular always notices him. he has colored hair, and always wears a hoodie. hes tall, and has a deepish voice. he doesn't talk much, but when you get to know him, he's your best from
girl: omg did you see that boy? he looked me in the eyes for like 5 seconds!! he is so fineee

girl's friend: yeah but girly are you sure, his hair looks dry and you haven't seen him without his mask

girl: you just cant see his true colours. did you know his name?

girl's friend: yeah its brandon
by banana teehee November 19, 2021
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