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The Bowling Ball Carry

The Bowling Ball Carry is an efficient although slippery at times technique allowing one person to carry another without assistance. Similar to the Fireman’s Carry !! The technique is perform by inserting the Pointer Finger into the Genitalia and the Thumb into the Anus , as if you were to attempt to complete the elusive 7 -10 Split. (Note to Reader) the Technique is properly executed when you hear a distinct “Pucker Pop” suction sound.
Commander: Tom!! has the Area been evacuated.!!!

Tom: Almost Sir !! All but Three Ladies Sir !!
Commander: What are to waiting Man.. Time is of the Essence!!
Tom: I’ve been using the Fireman’s Carry Sir and its taking time !!
Commander: Fireman’s Carry why aren’t you using the Bowling Ball Carry Tom
Tom: Ah the Bowling Ball Carry but I was not certified for the Technique

Commander: Tom I will carry them out in One Shot!!
Tom: But Sir I said there were 3 and only you only have 2 Hands.
Commander: Dammit Solider you must improvise then I will wear one as a Hat!!
by Davie Dee November 8, 2019
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Stirring the mixing bowl

The specific term for sloppy 5ths+ when each penis that has entered the void has emptied it's seed into that bowl.

Related to the intercourse act "licking the mixing bowl"
Man 1: My dad totally walked in on me and Veronica stirring the mixing bowl last night along with Trent, Forrest, Craig, Jonathan, Nate, and Leon.

Man 2: Aww sick bro!
by Daddy Lips March 26, 2019
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Austin Cereal Bowl

A sexual act in which a man lovingly fills his partners rectum with chilled milk. Once filled cereal (dry is optimal) is added to taste. The Austin Cereal Bowl is best consumed with whole milk, although soy may be substituted for the lactose intolerant. Spoon optional. Available at all Austin area Marriots.
I prefer Cocoa Puffs in my Austin Cereal Bowl !
by Sickgrrl April 10, 2019
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Milk in the cereal bowl

When you ejaculate into either your, or anothers bellybutton
She thought I was giving her a creampie but I pulled the ol'e milk in the cereal bowl on her.
by Turtlerod69 May 21, 2019
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Bowl cut bandit

Someone who is in the “bowl cut bandit “ is someone who has had a bowl cut with their friends to look cool
“Aw yeah that boy who’s bird is a chinky is part of the bowl cut bandit I heard he gets battered with one boxing glove all the time
by Reigve Douglas dad December 11, 2019
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Bowl Cut Gang

A very cool group full of very cool guys with bowlcuts
Guy 1: Yo I kinda wanna join the Bowl Cut Gang
Guy 2: get a bowl cut and be cool

Guy 1: i will never be cool enough to join
by MinecraftKingPro27 April 24, 2020
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Vertical bowling ball

To lift up a woman by her genitals. Two in the pink, vagina, and a thumb in the stink, anus.
That woman is so sexy. I'd like to give her the vertical bowling ball.
by Fart Ham Dan October 31, 2017
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