fuhrer boner

When your pubes are shaved into a hitler stache, also when you click your heels together and your penis stands at attention.

That German chick gave me a raging Fuhrer Boner last night

by str0ng April 14, 2016

dumb boner

A very dumb, annoying person

Max is such a dumb boner

by Dum bone-er May 11, 2016

Boner Status

Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.

Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.

Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?

Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.

by Eeshh December 19, 2011

Arctic Boner

when you get so cold that your wiener has shrinks in size so drastically that it becomes hard, yet not erect, in other words a hard chode usually accommodated by your scrodom looking like an old bee hive

dude when we went sledding it was so cold i got an arctic boner, took me hours to return to normal

by Vladboy11 January 17, 2012

pressure boner

a boner in which is forced upon by extreme attraction

dude, i didnt want to do anything with her but she was so hot that i got a pressure boner

by Jakoberr August 13, 2011

Boner brain

when one has the inability to speak or function because all of the blood has rushed out of their head to their boner. generally makes the affected person very stupid for the duration of the boner. mainly occurs to men with large schlongs.

"she told me i could touche her boobs and i wigged out, i think i said 'i don't need to.' I NEEDED TO."

"Total boner brain dude, ouch."

by twiceonsundays November 16, 2011

misdemeanor boner

an erection that has no apparent cause and appears at random; inconvienent times

Jack: "what that in your pants!?"

Tom: "oh no dont worry, its just a misdemeanor boner."

by YaMuffinBoi December 12, 2011