84th base

Fucking five dead hookers inside a whales mouth

Guy 1: Dude... I got to 84th base yesterday
Guy 2: ... why?

by shethemtittys September 9, 2025

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Based

He who isn't afraid to be himself and speak his mind.

Dave personifies the term 'based', partly because, well... he is so 'based', and partly because he uses the term so often.

by mASparseMatrix June 30, 2022

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Base head

Maesean. Caleb. Willie. Basically the whole track team.

The amount of base headed-ness depends on the amount of dumb things a person does in one day. Levels ranging from being a base head to being a based god. Base god being the highest level of being based. Rodrick sykes and johnna (last name) are current holders of the based god title.

Mark and Caleb: lets go to the beach or something

Johnna: what banquet?
Mark: oh gosh you a base head
Caleb: other hand sykes

by Hurdle homie M March 13, 2017

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82nd base

Obtain stage 4 prostrate cancer, with the surgeon having to fuck out the tumors, all though anesthesia is not allowed or else it doesn’t count. You also have to be wearing a motorcycle helmet while your parrot gets jerked off by the priests. Before getting the cancer, you must have had sex with at least 12 axolotls, all of them anally.

I didn’t think he would do it, but Dr. Johnson made me get to 82nd base!

by dagosti August 22, 2023

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