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alley bacon

Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.
The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.
by JiveMasterT June 5, 2013
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Turkey bacon

Damn shorty turkey bacon! #baltimoreslang
by DMVTOOTHFAIRY July 5, 2024
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Baconing

Dating a freshmen in high school from any age
Luke is baconing
by Ohio Sigma March 27, 2024
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Bacon Kisses

Liz: "Matt, you have burns on your hand!"

Matt: "Yea, I love bacon kisses!"
by Mohee Magee March 10, 2019
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swagg bacon nuggs

A ps3 live name for idiots and just plain wierdos who think there cool but actually dumb.most of the time they are skaters and when they're online they act like their badasses but they are not. They are weird gays who sleep with gay guys and eat pig testicles,henceforth that where swagg bacon nuggs come from. Swagg means sleeping with gay guys and bacon nuggs are pig testicles.
Bobby is such a swagg bacon nugg.

Evritt's name online was swagg bacon nuggs.
by James1015262672726 November 10, 2012
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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014
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bacon lovesock

A love sock, a sock used for masturbation, lined with bacon to replicate the feeling of anal sex.
Joe, "When a love sock just isn't cutting it, bacon always makes it better. "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "
by Bobbit 69 dude. April 4, 2017
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