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Bill

Bills are very shy they like to watch sports like basket ball or football they love fast food and tend to be on the shorter and quieter end of the friend group. They will always like a girl they will just never know how to talk to her and will most likely end up embarrassing them selves.
Jack: hey bill how’s it going

Bill: good
by I’m Carl October 15, 2020
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@bill riskos moment

-Who’s gonna say it?

- @bill riskos moment
by Servosmpampas January 27, 2022
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Campaign Bill

Based on a Government A system where individuals must submit a "Campaign Bill" to qualify as a presidential candidate. Once elected, a candidate's Campaign Bill automatically becomes law. This approach aims to enhance transparency and accountability by requiring candidates to publicly disclose their proposed legislation before the election.

Campaign Bills differ from standard legislative bills; they are created and submitted by presidential candidates. Only one Campaign Bill can be enacted per election, via election. Candidates cannot alter or replace their bills after qualifying, ensuring their commitments remain clear.

While skeptics and critics despised the change, the people were empowered. The people could now exercise the same authority they grant their representatives in Congress. Money in politics were nullified due to the importance of voting in the bill, not the person or their identity, platform promises or so called opinions. The public became well informed, causing the governments to put the people over pockets. Truly turning a new leaf, so much so civilians from other countries championed this radical change and revolutionized the world now explicitly for the betterment of all mankind. They're were some trivial mishaps and concerns in the beginning that got squashed 4 years later, removing gerrymandering for example. In the end after trial and error progress rapidly took place.
So how is America, the public and military going to respond when the Campaign Bill making Trump dictator of the USA and we all get 1 million dollars a month, and enforce mandatory annoying unwise fear mongering contrarian lessons from Russian Israeli Gestapo Eels? Cause he won y'all.
by Klueade August 16, 2025
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Bill

A guy that lives in the suburbs. He constantly is having barbecues and drinking out on his yard. The whole neighborhood knows him, and he doesn't care if you just walk in his front door.
"I'll be at Bill's."
"He making ribs or steak."
"Steak today!"
"Alright, be over soon"
by boldEqualFunny May 13, 2020
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Bill

100$ bill
Man my strap cost like 8 bills
by Slim… February 26, 2022
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Balance Billing

The reason why weeks after you have any health care you get stacks of bills from the doctor, the facility, the nurse, the pharmacy, the lab, and the guy who cleans the floors every other Saturday.

Even after you've paid the stupid $20 copay.
"I went to my doctor two months ago for a sore throat and I paid my $20 copay. Now I've gotten $847 worth of extra bills for the office visit, strep test, and a shot of penicillin. The office manager told me that was how much I owe in balance billing since I haven't met my $12,000 deductible."
by WackeMD October 3, 2018
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Central Billing Theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!
by epluribusnihilo August 16, 2024
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