Chief Beef

When someone twists your dick such as giving an indian burn until its raw red.

She gave me some pretty bad chief beef last night.

by ChiefBeefMaster69 May 21, 2018

Beef Ladle

A penis with an abnormally large glans.

My Beef Ladle resembles a baby's arm holding an apple.

by delvinj July 6, 2011

Compressed Beef

Usually a flat, round piece of beef often referred to as a 'burger' or 'patty'. The production of this involves using the bicep meat of well-trained cows capable of many impressive arm curls. This is then 'compressed' using a machine featuring an array of logs which pummel the meat into a circular representation of submission.

Compressed beef is often flame-grilled in secret, and traditionally served by Meat Representatives of a non-English origin.

The first ever use of compressed beef in this fashion was pioneered by Terry Nutkins in 1944 in an attempt to pacify the Nazi threat of the time.

'What you having for lunch?'
'Compressed Beef.'

(Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Hamburglar, Quarter Pounder, XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger, The Great Suprendo, Whopper, Big Mac)

by uglylittlespud March 5, 2012

Beef Twerky

A man with a big butt that likes to twerk.

Wow, check out that dude! He's such a hot piece of beef twerky!

by Ess Jay April 25, 2016

Beef sandwich

When the pussy is fucked sooo hard it looks like a beef sandwich

I gave Molly a beef sandwich

by Studfucker69 January 24, 2017

beef master

one who is good at stroking a penis wether his own or by someone else

that chick is a real beef master.

by pirateloco July 12, 2009

prime cut of beef

Superior, of highest quality, outstanding.

Syn. Top Notch, Super, Money

Yo, that new ride of yours is a prime cut of beef. (Street)

or

Chip, that new hedge fund you have invested in, is a prime cut of beef. (Rich, white guy)

by Zombie Gurl January 20, 2004