Bustard

A new name for ejaculate (semen), suggesting that it is used as a condiment or topping for food.

While we were eating dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I shot bustard all over her cheeseburger.

by Crusty Howard May 15, 2018

bastardized english

bastardized english is a type of speech used by people who do poor imitations of Aussies. They take any word that has an "ite" or "ike" and make it sound Australian, and are left with a shitty sounding gay word. Only Daryn Jones from the TV show Buzz can do it and sound funny.

Right=Roight-gay,overused
Strike=Stroike-only funny when Daryn says it
Vagina=Vagoina-from the film BASEketball so its funny
Quite=Quoite-just not cool
Night=Noight-also quite gay
Bike=Boike-kind of interestingly homosexual

by Ninjalo March 24, 2004

bustard

someone who listens to busted

"bustards can't change their bustard ways"
"arr matee, she's a bustard"

by Flyingpurplechlo December 22, 2008

batard

the quite finished word of bastard

you batard!i mean bastard!

by emma and mike May 2, 2004

batarded

A person that's really retarded.

that kid is f*uckin' batarded!

by samiam May 3, 2005

basturd

A bastard who is full of shit (turd)

you are such a basturd

by Assholes Inc. August 13, 2003

bastad head

like bastard head, only lacking an r. usually said in front of children or your parents as its not as harsh as bastard head

you stupid little bastad head, or feckin bastad head (after hitting your thumb with a hammer in front of your father-in-law)

by happymick13 September 20, 2007