A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.
“I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”
Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”
You: “no, this is my closet band”
Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”
You: “no, this is my closet band”
by Itkillsyou_band November 21, 2023
The best band on the coast.
#1 brass and woodwind section
#1 percussions nd front ensemble
#1 color guard
#1 brass and woodwind section
#1 percussions nd front ensemble
#1 color guard
by Howtospeeel September 05, 2019
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by chaface21 November 21, 2019
a combination of oral sex and wanking off a sexual partner. One may perform oral stimulation on the tip while giving a hand job to the rest of the penis or start with oral sex before finishing with a hand job or perhaps any own personal combination of the two with the aim for maximum sexual stimulation
by Matt Raesake July 13, 2021
by guitarguy93 January 02, 2012
Friend: Bro, I just spent $50 on chocolate bars, bout to sell them and make like $100 on them.
Friend 2: Dam bro you hustling!
Friend: I always gotta expand dah bands homie!
Friend 2: Dam bro you hustling!
Friend: I always gotta expand dah bands homie!
by Pastazone June 03, 2020