Hard Attack

the metal station of Sirius Satellite Radio... GREAT station, plays every metal band from Judas Priest to Kreator to Death to The Human Abstract to Machine Head to etc... and there are great speciality shows like "Bloody Roots" with Ian Christe and the stoner metal show "Contact High" with Bobby Black from High Times

"Did you hear the new Machine Head song yet?"
"Yea, on Hard Attack yesterday, pretty good"

by Holden McNeil July 12, 2007

ball sack attack

When a crab infested whore bounces up and down on your shaft.

Man I took this chick home last night and I got the old ball sack attack.

by Petite meat July 9, 2018

spaz attack

to be a literal mong. to be stupid all the time and having regular spaz moments. to be an oddity and just really odd in general.

person 1: woah what is that girl on? she's so weird!!!
person 2: yeah she is SUCH a spaz attack

by myaistheworst April 11, 2019

I have a plan, attack.

Tony Stark's famous words before jumping off.

He said ''I have a plan, attack.''

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

bee hive attack

So this is like an attack that you do irl, basically to perform this attack you get a bee hive and smack it on top of your enemy and shout "Bee hive attack!" the person should get scared or angry but the beehive's actualy empty and only contains honey so it wont be THAT bad.

And for your hair? sticky...

"BEE HIVE ATTACK" *Smacks bee hive on persons name back* "HEY!"

"Don't worry man, it's empty, the honey might get sticky though... "DUDE-"

*Success*

by @No.one.asked. April 26, 2023

Attacking

Well, Mikhaila, in addition to the apologizing portion of my brain... The infection is also affecting the NOT INSULTING PEOPLE portion of my brain.

Hym "Your piece of shit father's metric for didn't apply to the fat cock retard and HE FAILS BY HIS OWN METRIC. You tried to hoist me on my own petard and THEN THE AI WORKED and now you're just lying and steal. There isn't anything beyond that. Colluding with MY government to lie and steal. He thought he was clever. He was strutting around all over the place dick just-a SWANGING. But he is a dunce. A hack. And a charlatan. Who failed upwards. Was wrong about the thing he was made famous for. And now he wants me to have succeed downward in the name of the piece of shit incest cult he doesn't actually believe in. Why the attacking? Because I don't have any sympathy for the weak. And you father IS that. You're a piece of shit for cheating on your husband and he's a piece of shit for blaming the fucking husband. He's shit. You're shit. You're both shit. I am not. I DON'T fail by his own metric. My room WAS clean. It really was. The historical documents show that it was clean. But I don't know what that means..." 🤔

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.

Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...

by shatcat September 28, 2023