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Woke Home Invasions

A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.
I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.
by jondich October 22, 2023
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home wreaker

a person who fucks a taken person
by mr.takeurbitch November 7, 2023
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Home of phobic

The house that stands opposite to the home of sexual, they're in a big rivalry and homicides between them are common. People from the home of phobic use firearms as they don't want contact, which is why they are called the phobics, while residents of the home of sexual use gay bombs to try to lure their opponents inside their home and sex them, thus earning the nickname of sexuals.
A man from the home of phobics recently got murdered by a man from the home of sexuals. It's just another crime out of hundreds in this fierce rivalry.
by ancient.debris December 18, 2023
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Home-aggedon

When you're extended family visits and all hell breaks loose, leaving the home a barren wasteland of depravity
Kevin: "Buzz, I hate you and everyone else in this family"

Buzz: "STFU and eat my pants, you twerp"

Kevin: "This isn't hell... this is home-aggedon"
by Jack's Pepper Cheeze January 6, 2024
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Home run

When one uses their penis as a baseball bat and smashes a falling birds nest when erect
Bro watch this, I’m gonna totally hit these pigeon eggs home run style
by CalmDownRobbo January 31, 2024
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Please go home

by Hitmantheman February 8, 2024
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