band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.

by 1Head January 29, 2021

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

Aid fuck

Where you have aids and you fuck someone

I have aid fuck

by Tandoori be February 1, 2021

Nasal Aids

A synonym of Coronavirus, Rona, and COVID-19.

Did you here Tom tested positive for Nasal Aids?

by Maxypad February 13, 2021

First aid kit

Rotation device

Yo I need a first aid kit, oh yeah sure I’ll get you a rotation device

by Leviackermanswifeu March 5, 2021

kool aid man

A giant walking talking glass of kool aid that busts into peoples homes through the wall instead of using the door over the non inconvenience of not drinking kool aid and has caused over a quadrillion dollars of property damage.

man kool aid man just came through the wall

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 22, 2021

AIDS

A word you say when you laugh at something but you can’t say gay or else the girl next to you will call you a homophobic person for using gay as an insult.

Hey that’s really ga- “All girls in the room looks at you” gave me aids.

Hahahahaha omg this thing is really giving me aids.

by Theepicconvertable April 25, 2021