When you some brand new, hotly salted, perfectly cooked french fries with a little bit of Cum on them.
"If only 3 of the fries had my cum on them and the other 80 don't, I could eat around them"
"Wait, Wait, Wait, your telling my you've never heard of Alabama Poutine before?"
"Wait, Wait, Wait, your telling my you've never heard of Alabama Poutine before?"
by Regulation Listener April 12, 2024
Get the Alabama Poutinemug. by heheheheehehehehehhehDICK_HEAD May 13, 2024
Get the Alabama hot pocketmug. Alabamaism is the condition that many football players, especially quarterbacks, who went to Alabama seem much better than they are because they are surrounded by the best weapons in the league.
by Glorified midget November 4, 2021
Get the Alabamaismmug. When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019
Get the Alabama river spooningmug. “Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”
by Raunchy Rawls October 6, 2023
Get the Alabama Funnel Cakemug. When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021
Get the Alabama Banana Splitmug. by Regulation Listener March 27, 2024
Get the Alabama Poutinemug.