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Get my Jew!

In this instance a person may refer to a lawyer or accountant as a "Jew". This stems from the stereotype of a financially astute Jewish individual. This phrase is generally viewed as inappropriate.

Variations include: "I need a Jew" "Where's my Jew" "I exercise my right to a Jew".
Detective: What was your relationship like with the victim?
Suspect: I'm not answering anymore questions, get my Jew!
by negativecr33p December 8, 2017
mugGet the Get my Jew!mug.

Fu Man Jew

That Chinese Guy is Jewish. He's a Fu Man Jew!
by TheFiend138 October 13, 2016
mugGet the Fu Man Jewmug.

Gypsy Jew Jaws

A synonym for vagina.
Usually used to talk about someone having sex.
Sarah: James and Theresa are such a cute couple, and its so great that there are practicing abstinence.
Bobby: Nah they're just saying that. She's giving him the Gypsy Jew Jaws, for sure.
by FromMI2CO- July 22, 2016
mugGet the Gypsy Jew Jawsmug.

Jew York City

A place where Jews live; It is similiar to New York City.
Jew: "Hey, n00blolz1, what is New York City like?"
n00blolz1: "It's bad, lol.... can I haz Jew York City?"
Jew: "Yes."
by Alex_will_kill_joo_all January 14, 2010
mugGet the Jew York Citymug.

Jew York Mutt

An extremely sexually promiscuous female from New York of mixed race decent. Generally these girls will rape you of your money, time, and soul only to cheat on you.
Johnny McWarguy: So that girl I was dating... she told me she has this new boyfriend...
Max: Dude, what the fuck? That Puerto Rican, Korean, Polish, Jewish girl from New York? What a fucking bitch.
Johnny McWarguy: I know... can't say it wasn't coming... Goddamned Jew York Mutt.
by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008
mugGet the Jew York Muttmug.

cock sucking jew

A dirty jew that needs to be cooked in an oven and jews do not come home from camp unlike a boy scout and the pezza comes out of a oven unlike a jew
David you are a cock sucking jew for dating daniel. Rachael daniels mom says when she get hur wtf cock suckin jew bitch.
by kyle.goedert April 5, 2014
mugGet the cock sucking jewmug.

Cote St. Jew

A slang term for Cote St. Luc, a Montreal district, with a large Jewish population.
David, Mark and Adam, the schools Jew Crew, live in Cote St. Jew.
by Chazwald September 21, 2008
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