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Cracker

White people who get offended when referred to as crackers.
Cracker is a racial slur!
by Pyrxhead December 14, 2021
mugGet the Crackermug.

cracker jack

Racist southern white people who hate anyone other than their own kind and think they own you if they do favors for you.
Look at that guy right there, see all that dry skin, he's a cracker jack!
by JCWithTheRojoT October 15, 2021
mugGet the cracker jackmug.

Cracker

A contemptuous or pitiable way to address a white person, usually one of the lower and/or middle classes of society.
See that cracker over there? He goes around popping 50 pills of cocaine a day.
by BBHiggins June 2, 2022
mugGet the Crackermug.

avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
mugGet the avocado cracker ding dongmug.

Cracker snapper

When you give a white dude head and spit his cum on him and snap
Becky gave Allen the Cracker Snapper last night!
by xXMysticMacXx November 26, 2021
mugGet the Cracker snappermug.

Oyster Cracker

Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center

Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum
Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.
by Kümloud January 9, 2021
mugGet the Oyster Crackermug.

cracker

motherfucker who likes crackers dipped into their soup.
you damn cracker always dipping crackers in your soup
by dr. doofnshmrerts February 26, 2021
mugGet the crackermug.

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