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your dick is bigger than mine

when someone calls you this, they mean that you don’t got much balls or got no balls for shit
sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Yes—”
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop, stop—“
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”
by rayneptune June 1, 2022
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Slow your roll

Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
by trinkeMilch March 27, 2016
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Hit Your Bestie With a Volleyball Day

Hit Your Bestie With a Volleyball Day is the day where all you volleyball players can shine! Grab all your volleyballs and head over to your besties house for some 1 way pillow fights (with a volleyball ofc!)
Me: Hey Bestie guess what day it is!
Bestie: wha.......wait a second I’m outta here
Me: Ayyy you didn’t even let me finish

Bestie: Fine....
Me: It’s hit your bestie with a volleyball day! I hope your ready!
Bestie: *sigh*
by *vb players have entered* November 11, 2019
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April 25th. a day where your girl friend and or female friend has to say yes to anything you ask and they cannot say no. If they do they have to do whatever favor you ask of them
National say yes to everything your bf say day
by Like.putthatshiton April 25, 2024
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botox your camel

The beauty contest, launched in 2000, is a centerpiece of the King Abdulaziz Camel Festival, in Saudi Arabia. It appears that to win the camel beauty contest, several have been caught and disqualified.
"When you botox your camel, don't forget to do the the nose, the lips, and even the jaw," Aqmed told his vet.
by knightwithoutarmoire January 24, 2018
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YOUR MIC IS BAD

its when you buy a budget mic and youR not happy about it
YOUR MIC IS BAD CUZ YOU SOOO POOR HHHHHHHAAAAAAAIIIYYYAAAAAA STUPID BRAIN
by Table 278 YT January 28, 2023
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November 15 national give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Nov. 15 is national give your girlfriend a hoodie day. even if she already has all of them..
girl: " it's November 15 national give your girlfriend a hoodie day, you know what that means
boy: fine * gives girl his hoodie*
by urban.mom November 13, 2021
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