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To tickle someones dick in exchange for a nickel (.05 Cents).
Hey Jordan, tickle my pickle and i'll give you a nickel.
Ok, lets meet behind the Walmart for it.
by birdhelpman March 28, 2023
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you

YOU, just you love,

words aren’t enough to describe your beauty. nature isn’t enough to compare to what I see within you. and love, ISNT nearly enough to what I feel.

your eyes are like clouds for even when they fill with sorrow and drown the land, they paint the sky with unimaginable beauty.

I’m uncertain if heaven or hell exist because after gazing upon your beauty Im lead to believe Im already in paradise,

lastly, I LOVE YOUUUUU 💞
(I do really hope someone reads this one day and believe what I’m telling you because I’m not lying you are IMPORTANT and you are BEAUTIFUL.)
by Iheartyoongi March 28, 2023
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you

When the average human is to lazy to type "youtube" so they type "you" but it goes to google search instead of youtube.com
top bar: "you" -Search on google
*accidentally hits enter*
by TKTMan64 March 29, 2023
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I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu

I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing 🤔 Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.
Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
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love you infinitelyist

more than infinitely
i love you infinitely “

i love you infinitelyist”
by jadyn hills March 31, 2023
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did you crest

famous tiktoker Mckbitchy says it a lot !!!! ❤️
Did you crest?”
by helloeveryone3 April 1, 2023
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did you crest

tiktoker mckbitchy says this a lot!
did you crest?”
by helloeveryone3 April 1, 2023
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