Lay them the whale shit

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.

It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.

by Carbonnegative March 17, 2024

i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

Shit head

Someone who litterly has a shit as a head

"Hey you know how- Wait a minute, do you have a literal piece of shit as a head? Awww, you ol' shit head!"

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

Say That Shit

Say That Shit is a St. Louis slang for somebody speaking real facts about stuff in life

“I ain’t tryna be in the block, I tryna get money and be on business stuff”

“ Say That Shit “

by STL Bloods September 13, 2024

daka shits

After eating at Fitchburg State University’s daka you get back and have to get to the nearest toilet because it tears up your insides and gives the daka shits and your stuck there for an hour.

The daka shits often comes out more than you ate

by YankeeB2003 September 24, 2022

shit curl

1.A pompous looking hairdo which resembles a swirley pile of soft-serve poo.
2.A bicep curl which utilizes a log of shit.

"Look at that rockabilly dufus's shit curl doo"
"Yo bro, I did 106 shit curls today in the gym's bathroom!"

by Shit Curl February 22, 2014

Shit Edging

When you go in the toilet and just fart a coupla times but your stomach still hurts.

Jaquavious: Dude I keep shit edging.
Bart:Well thats an unfortunate outcome.

by trolled! August 9, 2024