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own up to my shit

When someone mocks you for not putting a price tag on the foreign objects you leave behind in the toilet it's art some might say, or when you frequently don't flush the toilet and someone notices your master piece. "Hey Sam I've been noticing you've been leaving behind presents in the works toilet 🚽 do you mind flushing it, it stinks." "Of course after you walk across Lego pieces and glass shards we'll have a deal pal."
own up to my shit action, verb, adjective should take part of owning up to your responsibility whether it's physical or imagery.
by alligatorpizza October 25, 2023
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My mum and her siblings is cousin with Zsa Zsa Padilla. So don't support Urban Dictionary I guess. They protect me lol read the words carefully I guess. Oh well this got nothing to do with English Urban Dictionary stop talking shit because you might fail your exam Singapore girl.
My mum and her siblings is cousin with Zsa Zsa Padilla. So don't support Urban Dictionary I guess.
by sdinaz October 27, 2023
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my heart

in new york terms it someone important or close to you
by NewYorkian460 October 27, 2023
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You've been naughty --- go back to my room!

What you eye-twinklingly say to someone who's making playfully-suggestive remarks and/or showing off his/her bodily lusciousness, to indicate dat you would like to engage in a hot-'n'-heavy bouncy-bouncy wif him/her.
What you say to someone who's UNDER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to YOUR room!
What you say to someone who's OVER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to MY room!
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
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SMH my head

When a person doesn’t know what SMH stands for and wants to sound like they understand abbreviations
by Expert proven October 31, 2023
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Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch

A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise
Mina won the award for the gayest person on the group chat;

"Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch"
by G4nero November 1, 2023
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i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room
person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot
by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023
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