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Shit-Baller

The name of persons/people who wipe their asses and stick the shit side of the tissue paper to the walls/stalls in public restrooms.
Wow this restroom is covered in doody paper. shit-Ballers must frequent this establishment.
by defiant oreos August 22, 2022
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Shit

I told her you’re a dick piece of shits
by Tarmedbitch August 22, 2022
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shit detective

Someone who patrols mens rooms sniffing up evidence and determining who destroyed the air quality after the hanus crime of relieving there bowels.
Matt and Dave are the lead shit detectives sniffing up evidence in the mens rooms looking for the culprit who destroyed the air quality!!!
by Biglerdick1 August 22, 2022
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ape shit

a person who is so retarded that their intelligence can only be compared to that of an apes piece of shit
stefin is a big fat fucking ape shit
by Azwall August 22, 2022
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Shit

Shit is so shit becouse is shit. Is your poop.

But when u don’t belive in shit you are out of humanity you are not a human you are homo erectus.
Man: oh no I step on a shit.
Man2: yes becouse you are a shit and you have bad luck today.
Man: oh bye and thanks.
(Man was died by storm becouse he have bad luck today)
by ATUM_Lev August 23, 2022
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Shit boy

A majestic beast that only rises and lurks out of his cave at around 11am. His alarm, a cheerful playground filled with 4 year olds across the road. The laughter of the children makes the beast feel a certain way. He creeps down the passage , and leans around the corner and growls his mating call “ urghhhh “.

Some of you may ask why the highly territorial and viscous animal is called “ shit boy”. It is a tragic villain back story I tell you, but to sum it up quickly, he shat himself on the bus ( how grubby ).

Shit boys hobbies include playing fifa, eating and ripping bitch sized bongs. The terrific specimen also likes to hit his friends. But shit boy is alright
Oh my fuck shit boy why did you break the couch
by Cuck Lord August 24, 2022
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Shit Ripper

Someone who is in the business of ripping shits, or perhaps tearing turds.
Daniel was a hard-worker, one of the greatest shit rippers money could hire.
by Bungle0 August 24, 2022
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