shit throwing

To act as if you were drunk but realisticaly faking it.

She cant be drunk she had one shot she is for sure shit throwing

by Peyton Schloss August 7, 2017

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Fuckdick of a shit

A phrase often used in erratic rants. Can be used to express one’s extreme frustration or anger.

If your employee is slaking off then you can go up to him and say your fired you Fuckdick of a shit.

Ot if you are arguing with some one you can say something along the lines of shut up you Fuckdick of a shit, you are so damn stupid.

by Fuckdickofashit69 December 5, 2019

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Shit Whistle

When your butthole lips the back of the toilet seat like the mouth piece of a flute and ye ol sphincter plays a shitty form of whistling Dixie as you let one rip.

So I went to the toilet ‘cause I had to take a dump. Now I sat as far back on the seat as possible cause I hate it when my dick kisses the inside of the bowl, and and I proceeded to let loose. Now unbeknown to to me the better part of what was going to come out was a fart, and I guess I was just a little too far back on the seat. What came out was an ear piercing whistle shit. I achieved a Shit Whistle. My mind is blown.

by TheMummyHand August 12, 2021

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shit steyn

When someone ruins your day they have steyned your day with shit / made it worse. Because it is not a physical stain it has 'steyned' your day in a mental sense.

Fuck ! ....my boss just dropped a shit steyn on my day. What a cunt !

by Dork cum April 6, 2017

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