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What piece, though?
Person A: You piece of fucking dildo dick!
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.
by SmackThatBootyLikePOW July 25, 2017
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fuck is you talkin’ bout?

1. When someone says some dumbass shit that’s so slow you gotta ask them what they said more than once and worry for their mental health

2. Idiotic and cringe trend on tik tok by lightskin dudes talkin about how every time they walk in a room they needa be clapped for and if you don’t your not a good homie
Tony: You girls pee sitting down?
Will: Huh?
Tony: like they sit down and can’t move their dick to pee
Will: fuck is you talkin’ bout?
by Boopinthecoupe August 23, 2021
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Slap the fuck outta you

To slap someone so hard that they become reproductively unsound and unable to perform sexually.
"Next time I see you, me and you are gonna have a heart to heart and I'm gonna slap the fuck outta you"
by Carl_Spackler May 28, 2016
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National Throat Fucking Day

National Throat Fucking Day is on May 12th.
Throat fuck that bitch, make her gag, cum in the back of her throat.
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What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?

A phrase used to express lack of understanding when everything should be perfectly clear.

A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."

Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)
Journalists talking about a story that's been assigned, but the second journalist missed the meeting:

J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."

J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"
by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007
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Steak N Fuck

a restaurant famous for fuckburgers.
by Danielle Stevens January 29, 2010
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What-the fuck-ever

When saying whatever doesn’t have enough emphasis. Can also be abbreviated ad wtfe
You: *breathes*
Your gf on her period: what-the fuck-ever I’m so done with your attitude. You might as well go fuck that girl from Starbucks you blinked at 7 weeks ago!
by Liptonwhitetearaspberry March 31, 2019
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