Your Mother

Is obviously the Australopitecus who gave birth to you and is probably fat so thats why everyone makes jokes about her.Wait a second don't you know who your mother is????? (didn't want to upset the fellow orphans researching about their mother true identity,so I suppose "follow your dreams and never give up!"

Nigel: Do you what Your Mother Jokes and your mother have in common
Derek:Idk Bruh.
Nigel:Even though they are old they are still enjoyed by everyone.
Derek:F@#k you,Nigel!

by warboi45 October 18, 2021

Your mom

Hot

Your mom is hot

by Bleached_lemon October 18, 2021

your mom

your mom is an adopted women who thinks she is cool, she is a loser, she thinks she has tig bitties, her cuchy smells like fish

jimmy is your mom

by your mum definetion October 18, 2021

your mum

I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma

guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"

by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021

Your mother

A human I (and many 12 year olds on Xbox) have took part in consensual sexual intercourse with while you cry in the corner, but this is also used as a comeback when you are saddened by someone who has made you upset.

Offender: HA HA, I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER!
Victim: Ummm… WELL YOUR MOTHER
*oppisite*
Offender: HA, YOUR MOTHER IS MY BABE
Victim: *excessive crying*

by Guyp3rson October 18, 2021

Hug your crush day

Lets say its October 19th and you want to make a move, well now you can with

Yo!! Did you see mark hug his crush, bitch has some balls.
No its just hug your crush day

by MacNCheeese October 18, 2021

I like your skechers

I tried to stop, but I can't stop
I just can't stop thinking about her
I don't know, all I remember was she wear the Skechers
The light-up ones

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

I like your Skechers, you like me my Gucci shoes
I'll buy you the purse, only if you show me your boobs
I like your Skechers, you like me too
Bring your friends, all of us in the pool
Bad lil' bitch, all my drip make her drool
Brand new whip, come and sit in the coupe

Hmm, I just wanna make you mine
Hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise you it all be fine
I just wanna make you mine
Hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise this gon' be alright

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

I like your skechers…

by ur-_-mom October 18, 2021