the shits

1) Where you take a shit, and it turns out to be molten lava made of fecal matter.
2) When you have a really bad stomach ache, so you shit, but 10 minutes after it comes back and you shit again, and it repeats forever until your stomach finally settles.

Def. 1:
Guy 1: Goddamn, I had the shits so bad last night!
Guy 2: Shouldn't have eaten those jalapeno poppers man.
Def.2:
Guy: *sitting on toilet* FUCK! When will these shits go away?!

by blarghinatelazer April 12, 2015

shit blog post

urban dictionary's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your words published.

To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post.
Thanks,
Urban Dictionary

by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017

Shit Chat

Chit chatting while getting shit-faced

We got together at the bar for some chit chat, and after a few shots, it turned into a shit chat.

by whodatsaywhat December 9, 2021

shit ain’t zick

For when something is not the move, when plans are offered but none of the friend group likes the idea. Popular is high school teenage boys in Florida. The term is opposite to “thats zick”. The origin of the term came from the phrase she getting that zick tonight in a comedic manner and was later shortened to adverb describing hilarious interactions.

“Yo bro my girl ain’t score a single point tonight”
“for real? What you gon do later?”
“I don’t know but shit ain’t zick”

by wackoslush April 2, 2024

THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!!

Means what all awesome shit is related to porn, adult content, sex, and bad words!!!

I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

by pornuser May 14, 2018

shit on me

It means to shit on a person. Poop basically.

Eww you shit on me.

by ellow111111 April 25, 2019

Crazy Shit

No I KNOW you saw it. I know.

Hym "I know you saw the crazy shit... And if you saw the CRAZY shit... You ALSO saw the BRILLIANT shit... So, you know... BEHOLD! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"

by Hym Iam July 15, 2024