sunbeam bitch

Dried up crusty ass raisin type bitch, pussy dryer than a heatwave in a microwave, with a shitty dry ass personality, and a pair of chap crackle pop dick sucking lips to match.

"I can't do this anymore we're fucking done, your pussy hurts my dick and your mouth feels like fucking scabs Jessica you are a sunbeam bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

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sunbeam bitch

A dry ass crusty raisin type bitch. Pussy dryer than a heatwave in a microwave, with a dry personality, and a pair of chap dick suckin lips to match.

I can't stand your dry ass pussy it hurts my fuckin dick, Jessica you are a sunbeam bitch!

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 26, 2022

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Glitter Bomb Bitch

A bitter friend that would like to see you fail. The person is salty-sweet, doing nice things that secretly mean harm. This person gives gifts that on the surface seem harmless, but leave behind a cloud of glitter, making a mess that is bothersome and hard to clean. A Frenemy that is calculated and jealous.

That Glitter Bomb Bitch recommended a hair stylist that she knew would ruin my hair!

by TwoFacesPodcast May 08, 2022

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