Shit Dag

When an animal defecates and the shit becomes stuck to the fur.

"You better trim fluffy or he'll get shit dags again!"

by GawthBoi November 27, 2018

Air Shit

( Verb )When you need to poo really bad so you shit in the air, before sitting on the toilet. A very risky maneuver, but should especially be used when pulling your pants down would result in you shitting in your pants.

Guy 1: Dude I air shit yesterday, and almost had a heart attack
Guy 2: Bro, you coulda died

by GetRektLibtard December 15, 2018

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

teleporting shit

The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another

I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another

by ShatmanCruthers February 23, 2024

Shit-uation

(Shit-you-ay-shone)
-Being in and/or handling a really bad situation. Often involving family/relationship. But rarely meant in a literal manner.

Thomas- "Hey, what happened last night?"
Steve- "Sorry man. I was in a Shit-uation. My cat got run over, and I had to bury it so the dogs didn't eat it.?"
Thomas- "Did they?"
Steve-" Duh, dude, my dogs a dick."
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"Jeez, man. I have so many Shit-uation at the water treatment plant,"

by Crinkle dot October 8, 2014

Shit

Shit actually means poop but a lot of people use at calling someone a fool or literally a piece of poop

Your a piece of shit

by Big Chungus was a thing January 19, 2019

shit

Ryan

Man: I hate shit.
Woman: Same, shit is a disgusting psycho. Ew.

by Makikiandrikki December 19, 2022