Fuck this shit I'm out

When someone says something really stupid and u wanna throw them around just like harambe threw the kid around

"What's wrong with being emo?!"

"Fuck this shit I'm out"

by Ddddkaurb August 24, 2016

fuck i don't know

The commonly used saying mostly used when you are studying with someone right before a major test.

Friend: What is the square root of 100?
You: Fuck I don't know.

by ArtificialDysphoria68 March 1, 2014

One Fucking Two Seconds

1. A measure of time.

2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.

3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.

"Fuck that. I'll fuck him up in one fucking two seconds!"

by Road Block June 11, 2006

Fuck You *Hang Up*

The only pure way to kill off a phone conversation with you having the last word.

John: You're a dick

George: Well, i fucked your Mum!

John: Fuck You *Hang Up*

by maybeyoushouldn'tbesorude September 30, 2009

Fuck bitches get UCAS

similar to fuck bitches get money, except the primary objective is to gain points on the UCAS tarrif, rather than currency.

Used mainly by those who sit exams under Cambridge.

Dave: Bro, Monique says you're dumb
Dave's Bro: oh fuck
Dave: Fuck bitches get UCAS
Dave's Bro: yeah i never thought of it that way!

by fuckbitchesgetUCAS November 21, 2011

ice cream fuck job

When you put ice cream on a girl's ass and fuck her through the ice cream. Ice cream on her back side, cold on the inside.

"Yo man i took that sloptart home and she gave me one of those ice cream fuck jobs"

by OneAndOnlySituation February 8, 2010

Fuck Around and Find Out

Another way of proposing the scientific method.
Observation/Question, Research, Hypothesis, and Testing all belong in the "fuck around" category.
Analyzing data and Recording your testing

Person 1: Hey, you! Fuck you!

Person 2: *Question* Can I kick this guys ass?

*Research* He's taller than me and seemingly works out, but only has one arm.

*Hypothesis* I can kick this guys ass.

Let's fuck around and find out!

*Testing* I will try and kick his ass

Person 1: *kicks person 2's ass*

Person 2: *Analysis* I could not kick his ass

*Recording* My W/L ratio is now 3-48

by chronicthebledgehonk September 11, 2021