National Give Your Hoodie Day

Give your hoodie to someone.(Make sure it smells good😌)

Me: Hey want my hoodie?
Her: Sure but why?
Me: Remember what day it is?
Her: Oh yea it’s National Give Your Hoodie Day

by WhenIs_NationalDay September 30, 2020

Fart on your flame

To disappoint someone with the truth

Person 1: that story is so crazy it has to be true, there’s no way someone could make that up
Person 2: sorry to fart on your flame but someone made the whole thing up

by goofiestgoobertoevergoob January 7, 2024

national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024

Count your lucky ducklings

Consider yourself blessed. 🦆

Mate, I have to work.
Count your lucky ducklings you've even got a job.

by humanlea July 16, 2020

Week for your man

This is the week before valentines when a man’s woman drops her pride and acts on impulse down to what her man tells her to do. This week for your man is too support his mental health and bank account for preparation for Valentine’s Day

“ girl it’s the week for your man throw it back, I did everyday for his mental forget gifts on valentines I want his baby”

by AlanBooga February 3, 2022

Stubbing your toe

One of the deadliest situations known to anyone.

I hope you start Stubbing your toe, Jimmy.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

I fucked your mom

"I fucked your mom" is an insult used to scare away 3 year olds on Halo:Reach away.

Kid 1: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HATE YOU!
Kid 2: OH YEAH?! I fucked your mom.
Kid 1: zamn

by XenoGent February 3, 2022