absorbing your nutrients

the act of sucking your own cock.

Hey Paul! have you ever tried absorbing your nutrients?

what the fuck is that

by GuyInSpace August 31, 2023

put it under your lungs

To make ones penis go deep enough to barely touching ones lungs during intercourse.

Baybee let me put it under your lungs.

by hulk smash dat hoe March 17, 2015

Lied through your dick

To tell an outright lie without remorse.

Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.

by MalumLibrum958 April 16, 2023

your brother is a mother

rarest condition that makes your brother a mother

me:Your mom gay

carl:your granny is a tranny

me:your sister is a mister

carl:your dad is LESBIAN

me:your brother is a MOTHER

carl;Explodes

by Ugly-damian March 17, 2018

poking your ass

Making fun of someone the wrong way

A - "I'm just poking your ass"

by exampleusrname March 11, 2022

destress your breasts

A synonym for calm your tits, meaning, calm down it’s not a big deal.

beth: “ i can’t fathum why john would cheat on me!!”

jessie: “ DESTRESS YOUR BREASTS, you broke up a year ago, why do you care?”

by panic.at.the.disco666 December 02, 2018

Happy birthday son, this is yours now.

The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.

"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch

by dinnsdale September 30, 2018