Homeowner:
My toilet won't flush. I think there is a blockage. Please clear the pipe.
Plumber:
The drain pipe is cleared. We found written documents that caused the blockage. Who in their right mind tries to flush paperwork down a toilet?
Homeowner:
A Piece of Shit
My toilet won't flush. I think there is a blockage. Please clear the pipe.
Plumber:
The drain pipe is cleared. We found written documents that caused the blockage. Who in their right mind tries to flush paperwork down a toilet?
Homeowner:
A Piece of Shit
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