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Piece of Shit

Writing paper material flushed down the toilet causing drain pipe pluggage
Homeowner:
My toilet won't flush. I think there is a blockage. Please clear the pipe.

Plumber:
The drain pipe is cleared. We found written documents that caused the blockage. Who in their right mind tries to flush paperwork down a toilet?

Homeowner:

A Piece of Shit
by ND86MBW February 18, 2022
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Pack a shit

NZ slang for throw a wobbly, pack a sad; however not as common.
Don't do that, he'll pack a shit.
Joe's broken his phone, and now he's packed a shit.
by ckulsen January 9, 2020
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Shit Ripper

Someone who is in the business of ripping shits, or perhaps tearing turds.
Daniel was a hard-worker, one of the greatest shit rippers money could hire.
by Bungle0 August 24, 2022
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culo creamy shit

by ARetardedPerson August 29, 2022
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Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
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shit bit

when you get bit by a mosquito while shitting
Beyoncé got shit bit this morning!
by mauruje May 25, 2022
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Shit a brick

When you take your first shit after anal sex
Tom said we should have anal. Imagine the first shit after, I would literally shit a brick.
by Milf33 May 5, 2025
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