Z-Aksys

This is a firm that will treat all clients like family and go to lots of parties together! It swears by the proverb "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." So expect to have an amazing growth journey filled with fun. Deadlines are scary but the little elves working there will make sure you get everything on the Friday night so both can sleep and Netflix on the weekend. If you have a brand, you need Z-Aksys, no ifs or buts!

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by The24x7overthinker November 24, 2021

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Z hujami, nie wygraz

- A phrase used in the Polish language when an individual faces a particular situation that causes them to give up all sense of hope because they realize that no matter what they do, they will not win.

- The direct Polish to English translation is “With Dicks, you’ll never win,” however, the less offensive and more proper translation is “No one ever wins when they’re dealing with SOBs.”

- Slightly similar to the English phrases “being between a rock and a hard place” and “being a small pawn in a large game,” as well as, a minuscule connection to the phrase “shit flows downstream.”

SON: What happened dad, you look very depressed?
FATHER: I got a BS speeding ticket for going 38 MPH on a 35 MPH road.
SON: You should go to court and fight that. It’s impossible not to go slightly over the speed limit while driving.
FATHER: There is no use son, “Z hujami, nie wygraz!”

by Tomek Bradyowski October 17, 2012

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