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United States Begotten

united states begotten

(abbreviated USB) : a very offensive term for any child born in the United States to alien (i.e illegal immigrant in the US) parents.
one of the possible ways of improving immigration laws in The United States is to deny automatic birthright citizenship to any and all united states begotten. Of course there are other methods, but they don't seem to be working; I am sure Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arapaio would agree with me.
by Sexydimma June 24, 2014
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Unit

What Drag Queen or Transgender Female would call her weave.
Oh my God Myra! Did you see Jazzy's new Brazilian unit?!
by Joeyfag September 9, 2014
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Relaxing Unit

The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.

It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".

2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.

3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.

This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."

"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
by SirCook January 26, 2015
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Unit of Tom

A: Wasn't Will going to join us for the movie?
B: Yeah, but he took a unit of tom half an hour ago, so he's not going to make it
by Nono, that otherguy July 25, 2015
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Unit

"Aye, I like your unit. Those shoes match that shirt perfectly."
"Thank you, girl. You look good too."
by The.pyramids December 2, 2016
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turd unit

When someone is being a shit head you call them a turd unit
"Hey have you seen Marc's photo? He's a right turd unit"
by Jay83 October 21, 2015
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shot unit

Absolute destroyed. Completely baked or hammered.
Guy:Youre a shot unit
Guy2: Youre a shot unit kid*hits bong again*
by shotunit420 March 24, 2016
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