Oh look theres my uncle y is he outside the school i thought he wasnt allowed 300 meters away from the school
by A dead shitter January 05, 2021
by McDuggar February 24, 2022
he touches me in the closet
by trentons bitch January 31, 2023
Uncles are the husbands of your aunts. And uncles can either be the living relative of your mother or your father (Mostly likely both). You are the nephew (male relative) or niece (female relative) of your uncle(s). Uncles are like the more distant, complex, cheeky, and over-complicated father-type relatives of your family. Uncles tend to be one of the few respected figures within your family and they are most likely to treat you like their friend- the older you get. Uncles tend to be overweight, balding, older, loud, funny, and obsessed with things like politics, sports TV, current news, ranting over politics, food, and beer. You most likely notice that your uncle is more religious.
You: I have an uncle.
by MsJacques August 15, 2023
UNCLE is an obscene Sudanese-language word, which often refers to the act of tobacco consumption but is also commonly used to denote and hint forthcoming danger. Its origin is obscure but is usually considered to be first attested to around early 2018 in Chang Mai, Thailand. although it may be considerably older. In modern usage, the term UNCLE and its derivatives (such as UNCLE BEN and UNCS) can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective, an interjection, or an adverb. There are many common phrases that employ the word, as well as compounds that incorporate it, such as UNCLE dokh UNCLE FAINTER and UNCES.
by wellgoddammit February 05, 2018
by Mr narwhal October 01, 2022