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toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.
I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.
by SouthJaw July 13, 2012
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skibidi toilet

"Shivaan is the most skivid toilet", this means shivaan is not serious.
by jt099234884 May 23, 2024
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Toilet

Toilet: The most used the to go to the restroom. A life saver.
Girl: Mom! I need to use the toilet!

Mom: Sure honey.
Girl: Ok!
by Lonely_Sssslender September 12, 2022
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The Dickie Toilet

The dickie toilet is the people who don't stop going to the toilet. Spend a average of 8 hours of their day in a toilet. Usually also a refugee.
When The Dickie Toilet came to this country, I never saw the toilet door unlocked
by The IllumanAtay October 20, 2016
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toilet tag team

when you and another person go to the bathroom and one uses the toilet and then, without flushing, the other person goes and uses the toilet. most of the time to “save water”, but who really knows.
person 1: “hey since we’re both here we might as well toilet tag team it.”

person 2: “great idea man! save the environment!”

these people are using the fucking toilet and are deciding to save the shit ass environment by not flushing between each use.
by Thicc Disappointment May 4, 2018
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toilet envy

Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.
Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.
by Bidet King August 16, 2024
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Skibbity Toilet

The highest rank of KKK. They behead people and kill monkeys all day every day.
by BigManWorrier2223 January 9, 2024
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