mis smith

she thinks she can dance but she actually looks like a hobo trying to wank. she also tells girls to eat her out ans she says here shoes are designer but there the bobbing ton market

mis smith told me to eat here out

by I am Mr moose January 30, 2018

poppy smith

a raging lesbian who sells herself for cheap on the streets of bletchley

POPPY SMITH:” hiya gyal u want a scissor for £2?”
STRANGER:” fucking hell your cheap aren’t you you slut”

by anonymous December 2, 2024

Will Smith ‘em

When someone is just being a Chris Rock.

Person 1: “Why did you sleep with my wife?”
Person 2: “She was just asking for it?”
Person 3: “Will Smith ‘em!”

(Person 1 proceeds to slap Person 2)

by TheRedPandaMan March 28, 2022

kristie robertson smith

Noun. Urban suburban Muva. A jack of all trades. Highly intelligent but also known to be a ‘round the way girl (very down to earth). One of the realest people you will ever meet. Down ass chick. Wife. Friend.

Kristie Robertson Smith is an amazing mother and wife.

by Urban Suburban Muva November 23, 2021

Will Smith

The lord of many religions, most people describe him as a blue genie or a man in black suit.

Rick: Hey have you read the bible?

Diana: Yeah, that book is a bop, my favourite character is Will Smith!

by Whyareyoubooingmeimright December 11, 2019

Michael Roy Smith

My Calc AB Teacher.

John : "Where are you going?"
Ben : "Calc, I got my boy, Michael Roy Smith."

by cjakecole September 13, 2023

Luke smith

Got rejected by Sophia and ELI

Do you want to date me?

NO Luke Smith you're minging noone does

by Jejouehasabignose April 24, 2024