Shoe Gophers

Toes, used in a way to unsettle and disturb those around you - probably outing you as having a freaky ass foot fetish.

Guy 1: Hey man look at that chick over there, damn would I love to get an up close and personal look at her succulent shoe gophers!

Guy 2: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

by CCGamekiller July 20, 2024

Uber Shoes

When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.

Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.

by Stephanie_ED_ICU_RN March 28, 2022

Shoes

Dog food

Dogs eat shoes

by Shrek the Justin March 28, 2023

Show shoes

Excessively high heels. Mainly worn by exotic female dancers

That girl know its too early for them Show shoes clear heels

by Big Teaa January 10, 2017

elvish shoes

Dio Brando's shoes in Stardust Crusaders, the third part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Fanboys and fangirls love being stomped on by him and his magnificent elvish shoes while he WRYYYs.

-Fuck me up with your elvish shoes daddy DIO

by MUstarDmAn1867 May 21, 2020

bozo clown shoes

Someone who fights alongside every trendy social media issue, but only shares memes for social clout and doesn’t actually do anything.

That bozo clown shoes is calling me racist for not sharing #BLM memes

by Mr sparkle March 6, 2023

shoe peeker

Person who looks under the bathroom divider in hopes to identify the source of the foul, bowel stench

EXAMPLE:
Chris looks under the stall divider to look for Jason's pink Nike sneakers , as to lay blame on him later.

Chris was a Shoe Peeker while looking for Jason's pink Nike sneakers , as to lay blame on him later.

by FloridaBoy December 17, 2014