Something unnecessary during the 2020 coronapocalypse. Ok, people were quarantined, but Corona was NOT a shitting disease. People went vicious for toilet paper, scratching and clawing and in some places, even stabbing each other to get a fucking piece of paper to wipe their ass with.
Girl #1: What’s that scratch on your face from?
Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.
Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.
by Sophia Duarte March 18, 2020
You shouldn’t be asking. But, in case of an emergency, just pop over to your local store so you can better relive yourself without having to EVER search online.
by saoupmhaiies March 31, 2020
An item that is on the endangered species list! Used to wipe your bottom. Various breeds, 2 ply 3 ply or the best , four ply. Peepole seem to think this will stop you from catching the corona.
eg1: Hey bro, you got 4 ply toilet-paper ?because im finna take a phat SHET !
eg2: doctor:"You have covid-19!" Guy :"No way! That's impossible because i bought out the toilet-paper!"
eg2: doctor:"You have covid-19!" Guy :"No way! That's impossible because i bought out the toilet-paper!"
by PPlikher March 17, 2020
by Mmm m jm July 01, 2020
by Suicicidal james March 17, 2017
When you want to toilet paper Laura's neighbor's house but Kirk suggests you use her sheets instead.
If we use Laura's sheets to toilet paper their house they can use a blacklight and DNA testing to find her.
by Kirk Loveday December 08, 2019
When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper
by T Smitty 208 March 19, 2020